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The Rhythm Coffin: Music

Headless Head Bop

(The Rhythm Coffin)
Headless-Head Bop
By
Gereg Grimm


1st verse You might not think it’s the thing to do
When a vampire is after you

But if you can remember this dance
Then my friend you might have a chance

It’s not the stake or the crucifix
That sends it to the eternal deep six

So to make that vampire leave you alone
Just disconnect it’s head from the neckbone

pre-chorus Can’t wait for day light to end it’s life
Gotta lop off it’s head to keep’em dead

chorus Gotta teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make that vampire stop
Teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make that vampire stop

2nd verse Maybe your at the cemetery
The other guests are far from ordinary

So you head on down to the shopping mall
Thinking everyone’s on Demerol

But it’s undead zombies all over the place
And now you’ve got to save the human race

Can’t waste your time on any plot
that doesn’t involve their heads coming off

pre-chorus Once again this dance is your friend
when you need the zombies time to end

chorus Gotta teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make those zombies stop
Teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make those zombies stop

bridge head-less-head-bop (x4)
Meteor crash or military test
3rd verse There hungry for brains and like’m fresh

They ain’t got nothing else to do
But to find and put you on their menu

To permanently suppress their appetite
It’s off with their heads so they can’t bite

I hope you can remember this song
when the undead zombies show upon your front lawn

pre-chorus Don’t call the cops to make them to stop
Gotta teach’em all the Headless Head Bop

chorus Gotta teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make the undead stop
Teach’em the Headless Head Bop
If you want to make the undead stop